Damn it, Doctor. Don't engage with the weirdos who want to eat her or mount her. That was basically giving them the green light to go switch the oven on. What condiment went well with humans?

"It is quite the view. Perhaps you shall sell me your concubine so I may share it with her?"

Donna opened her mouth to speak, and then snapped it shut. After a few attempts of speaking and looking like a goldfish, she huffed. "Oh, he did not just call me a concubine!"